The Work We Do Is Mysterious and Important
$24.99USD
The Work Is Mysterious and Important” Mug
🗂️ Coveted | Issued for Focused Refinement
“The work is mysterious and important.”
This mug is for those who show up, sit down, and do the work — even if they’re not exactly sure what the work is. Crafted from sleek, high-gloss black ceramic, this cup is all business, no fripperies. The stark design, marked by quiet numerics and bold type, reinforces the message: stay focused, stay refining.
Ideal for desks, break rooms, or anywhere contemplation occurs. Whether you’re crunching numbers, aligning metrics, or just staring at your screen trying not to blink too loudly, this mug is here to help.
Because importance doesn’t need explanation — it just needs a vessel.
Product Features:
• Glossy black ceramic finish
• Available in two sizes: 11 oz and 15 oz
• Microwave-safe
• Dishwasher-safe
• Lead and BPA-free
Care Instructions:
• Top rack dishwasher safe, or hand wash with warm water and mild soap
• Handle with focus — it’s more than a mug, it’s protocol
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