My outie does muscle shows for sure.

🏋️‍♂️ Coveted | Dylan G. Affirmed

“My outie does muscle shows for sure.”

Introducing the Muscle Shows Mug — a declaration of anatomical excellence and misplaced pride, straight from Dylan G. himself. Whether your outie is sculpted from marble or molded from moderate cardio and good lighting, this mug affirms their status… loudly. Probably too loudly.

This vessel radiates bravado, self-assurance, and at least one supplement cycle. Use it to hydrate between reps, hydrate between spreadsheets, or just remind yourself that somewhere out there — your outie absolutely slaps in a tank top.

 

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Refined for Bodily Admiration

Ideal for innies navigating corporeal mystery and for outies allegedly doing curls in the mirror. Whether you’ve seen the gains or are just choosing to believe, this mug’s for the loyal. And the delusional.

 

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Product Features

• Glossy ceramic finish — catches the light like a glistening delt.

• Available in 11oz and 15oz — sized for protein shakes or quiet denial.

• Microwave-safe — for heating up those macro-friendly regrets.

• Dishwasher-safe — because hygiene is aesthetic.

• Lead and BPA-free — your body is a temple, probably.

 

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Care Instructions

• Dishwasher safe (top rack recommended) or hand wash.

• For best results, flex while holding.

• May increase perceived bicep circumference by up to 12% (anecdotally).