No workplace shall be repurposed for slumber.

No Workplace Shall Be Repurposed for Slumber” Mug 💤

☕ Coveted | Irving-Approved

“No workplace shall be repurposed for slumber.”

Introducing the “No Workplace Shall Be Repurposed for Slumber” Mug — a quiet yet forceful reminder of corporate discipline. Crafted from high-gloss black ceramic, this mug exudes the quiet authority of Irving himself — structured, composed, and decidedly not prone to rest. The stark white drip pattern cascading down the sides serves as a subtle nod to the creeping encroachment of relaxation — a temptation to be resisted.

Ideal for those long days at the office when your eyes grow heavy, but policy remains absolute. Whether you’re battling mid-morning fatigue or the slow march of existential dread, this mug will hold your coffee (and your focus) with steady resolve.

Because at InniePerks, we don’t rest — we refine.

Product Features:

•Forged from high-gloss black ceramic – Channeling Irving’s quiet authority.

•Available in two sizes: 11 oz and 15 oz — for varying levels of existential weight.

•Microwave-safe – For those sanctioned warm-ups between refining sessions.

•Dishwasher-safe – Clean with ease (but never during work hours).

•Lead and BPA-free – Because health and compliance matter.

Care Instructions:

•Dishwasher safe (top rack recommended) or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.

•Do not attempt to sleep on the job — or with this mug.

•Avoid spills — Irving would expect nothing less.

Secure yours before it slips into the recesses of corporate memory.