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PRODUCT ID: 77633244

I am duly swamped.

$24.99USD

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milchick

🏃‍♂️ Coveted | Milchick-Approved

“Your outie has responded to your resignation request. As it may yield an embarrassing emotional response in you, and as I’m duly swamped, I shall leave you to read it in solitude.”

Introducing the Duly Swamped Mug — a vessel of composure in the face of encroaching chaos. Milchick, mid-stride, embodies the quiet dignity of a man whose internal equilibrium teeters precariously between order and pandemonium. This mug is not merely a drinking vessel — it is an emblem of corporate fortitude, a beacon of refinement amidst the tempest of professional obligation.

Sip knowingly as you wade through the morass of unanswered emails and passive-aggressive calendar invites. Accept that the work is both mysterious and important — but so is maintaining an outward veneer of control. A trembling hand gripping ceramic? It’s practically protocol.

 


 

Refined for the Corporate Sprint

Ideal for coffee-fueled contemplation, last-minute deliverables, and those disquieting moments when the walls feel just a touch too close. Composure is a state of mind. This mug helps you fake it.

 


 

Product Features

•Forged from high-gloss ceramic – The sheen of manufactured calm.

•Available in two sizes: 11 oz and 15 oz — for varying degrees of existential collapse.

•Microwave-safe – For those moments when the only warmth comes from within (or the nearest break room).

•Dishwasher-safe – Minimal upkeep required; you already have enough on your plate.

•Lead and BPA-free – Because even those who dwell in the corporate trenches deserve longevity.

 


 

Care Instructions

•Dishwasher safe (top rack recommended) or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.

•Do not attempt to sprint while holding. Milchick’s poise is… anomalous.

•If mug disappears mysteriously, consult the Wellness Counselor.

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