'Page 197 Slaps' Premium 100% Cotton Bucket Hat Navy/Black

📘 Coveted | Embroidered Literary Enthusiasm

“Page 197 slaps.” — Dylan G.

Introducing the 100% Cotton Page 197 Slaps Bucket Hat — a breathable 100% cotton beacon of undisclosed literary admiration. Embroidered (yes, embroidered) in clean courier text, this is less merch and more message. Dylan said it. You felt it. Now you can wear it.

Offered in navy or black, the hat is equally at home in sunny courtyards, dim lounges, or en route to ORTBO. Sewn eyelets regulate temperature. The stitching says what you cannot.

Some will ask. Fewer will understand.

 

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Product Features

• Embroidered design — not printed; stitched with intention

• 100% cotton twill — breathable and conspiracy-compatible

• Sewn eyelets — for enhanced ventilation or subtle sighs

• Available in Navy or Black — moods may vary

• Crown height: 3 ¾″ | Brim width: 2 ¼″

• One size fits most — because it’s the message that matters

 

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Care Instructions

• Spot-clean with warm water and dish soap

• Do not iron or bleach embroidery — Dylan wouldn’t

• Not recommended for use during actual muscle shows