The Egg Bar Is Coveted As Fuck

🥚 The Egg Bar Is Coveted as F***

A refined vessel for the true connoisseur of corporate reward systems. This high-demand mug features a sleek, minimalist design with Dylan’s unmistakable, bespectacled gaze — a quiet nod to the privilege of the egg bar experience. Not everyone gets to taste the free air… but you? You’re built different.

•Available in Two Sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l) – because refinement comes in varying doses

•Material: Durable white ceramic with a high-gloss finish

•Design: Crisp, high-contrast print of Dylan’s face and the infamous egg bar mantra

•Comfort: C-handle for easy grip during extended reflection sessions

•Care: Microwave & dishwasher safe – though, honestly, someone else should be handling that

•Safe for Use: BPA and lead-free – because refinement shouldn’t come at a cost to health

⚠️ “Coveted as f**. Just like the egg bar.”*