Devour Feculence

🖤 Devour Feculence.

Start your day with a taste of refined chaos. Inspired by one of the more unsettling Milchick moments, this mug embodies the true corporate spirit: digest the mess and keep smiling. The stark silhouette and no-nonsense typeface capture the essence of corporate absurdity—because sometimes, all you can do is sip and endure.

•Available in Two Sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l) – for varying degrees of feculence

•Material: Durable white ceramic with a glossy finish

•Design: Bold, minimalist text with an iconic Milchick silhouette

•Comfort: C-handle for a secure grip during existential crises

•Care: Microwave and dishwasher safe – because dealing with corporate nonsense is hard enough

•Safe for Use: BPA and lead-free – your compliance officer would approve

⚠️ “To devour feculence is to embody true refinement.”