Fetid Moppet

“Fetid Moppet!”

Introducing the Fetid Moppet Mug — a vessel of rare distinction and quiet authority. High-gloss black ceramic, polished to a near-mirrored finish, cradles your morning brew or evening respite. The design, featuring the elusive moppet, suggests quiet observation — or perhaps gentle judgment. Its presence is… intentional.

Approved for both casual and ceremonious use. Ideal for refining your daily beverage consumption rituals, this mug makes a statement without saying a word. Secure yours before it disappears into the ether.

Product features:

•Forged from high-gloss black ceramic with a commanding presence

•Available in two sizes: 11 oz and 15 oz, depending on your level of thirst (or need)

•Microwave-safe — because you deserve warmth

•Dishwasher-safe — no need to waste time on manual labor

•Lead and BPA-free — because health is paramount

Care instructions:

•Dishwasher safe (top rack recommended) or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

•Do not stare directly into the goat’s eyes for too long