Fetid Moppet Premium Desk Mat

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“Fetid Moppet.”

Introducing the Fetid Moppet Desk Mat — an expanse of quiet judgment and curious purpose. Rendered in high-contrast black and white, it depicts the ever-watchful moppet beside the crawling cherub of uncertain origin. Together, they observe. They endure. They see.

This isn’t just a mouse pad. It’s a ceremonial terrain for your wrist. A sacred plain where cursors drift and protocol is honored — or violated — with the faintest tremble of your palm.

 

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Installed for Interpretive Refinement

Approved for desk-bound rituals, unapproved communication attempts, and prolonged contemplation of unknowable objectives. This mat absorbs more than motion. It absorbs intent.

 

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Product Features

• Precision-stitched perimeter — containment, defined

• Smooth neoprene surface — glides like a sanctioned whisper

• Non-slip rubber base — steadfast, like the moppet itself

• Generous dimensions (35.4″ × 15.7″) — plenty of room for secrets

• Durable enough to withstand long-term exposure to brown dust

 

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Care Instructions

• Clean with warm water and dish soap — no rites required

• Do not submerge fully — it retains more than moisture

• If mat begins to emit faint judgmental aura, that is expected