Coveted As F***

The “Coveted as F***” Collection isn’t for the faint of heart — or the easily satisfied. Each piece is a rarefied artifact, curated for those with discerning taste and an appreciation for the finer things (or at least things that feel finer). Much like a waffle party invite or a particularly well-executed finger trap escape, these items hold a certain mystique — and possibly the quiet judgment of your colleagues. Procurement is not mandatory, but let’s be honest — you wouldn’t be here if you didn’t want it. Featuring: • Artifacts steeped in corporate lore and quiet rebellion • High-end craftsmanship with the subtle threat of noncompliance • The kind of exclusivity that earns you a knowing nod in the break room Secure yours while supplies last. Coveted means just that.